So I belong to this writing website called Helium, and occasionally I write articles or poems. I came across a category in Poetry called "On Harry Potter" and while some of them are quite good, others not so much.... So anyways, I wrote my own poem. Enjoy.


Poetry: On Harry Potter

So I watched "The Two Towers" and "Return of the King" the other day because they were on tv, and my sister joined me.  She's not a LOTR nut like me so I had to explain most of what was happening.  So today she sends me this email saying

"so legolas is actually orlando and i love arigorn.
fareignheit is that guy's bro who died and their dad is that crazy stewart man
who lit himself on fire. all the elves died, but they really didn't. frobo
destroyed the ring and the fat thing helped. liv lives and gets with ari but
that chick loves him. dont worry she ends up with fareignheit. the gigantic
trees bring pepperpiepippin and merrychristmas some where and end up fighting a
war with those creepy things. ganadorf is the man. and orli killin all those
guys on that elephant/wooly mamoth/thing only counts as one acording to the
dwarf thing. and the matrix elf with the weird long hair is just ugly and liv
liv's pops. oh and shmeegle is one ugly piece of shit and is a phsyco who killed
his bro.

see..i was totally listening"


Lol. Just had to share.  If you're a fan of LOTR I think you can figure out most of what she says!

Check out this new fic over at snape_after_dh by thescarletwoman
It's a WIP with only the first part up, but it's brilliant!

FIC: Severus Snape, the Demon Barber of Fifth Avenue- Part One

Pairings: Eventual Snape/Lupin
Series: Yes
Warnings: None.
Rating: PG-13 this section
Summary: The hottest hairdresser in the city is Geoffrey Rickers. Geoffrey's past is a closely guarded secret. Yet when a man from his past arrives in New York, he threatens to destroy everything Geoffrey has worked to conceal.

Just read a great fic over at snape_after_dh.
Light Between the Cracks by bohemianspirit

Summary:(SS/OFC) To the end, he had to pretend he hadn't changed a bit. The best of him, Severus resolved, never would be Dumbledore's to reveal.

Also has a sequel: Knowing Jack

Summary: A little over a year after Severus' death, his widow has his remains moved to their hometown. Harry attends the funeral and gets a glimpse of the life Severus had kept hidden from the wizarding world.

Anyone getting notifications/comments from LJ? I'm wondering if its just me....?

I found this by way of painless_j, and I'm glad I did. It's fantastic!

Welcome to the Broom Closet H/D by incapricious
Pairings: Harry/Draco; non-explicit Harry/OMC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione and Dean/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 23,500
Canon: DH-compliant; epilogue-ambiguous
Summary: Harry thinks he knows how his life will go: Become an Auror. Marry Ginny. Have a family. But then he sees an advertisement in the paper that no one else can see, and his life is turned upside-down. The Broom Closet: you can be anyone you want while you're there, but you won't remember it in the morning.

Go check it out :)

If you haven't already read this, you must: J.K. Rowling admits crucial piece of info

She even jokes about fanfiction.

Sorry another post already, although probably nobody reads these anyways :)

Rec: The Tip of the Icing (HP/DM) by megyal
Harry's a baker and owns his own wizarding bakery. Draco comes in to get a birthday cake for his daughter. 12 chapters, complete.

Wow, everyone must go check out this new entry at snarry_games:

Five Books H. James Potter Never Wrote or Published by Brevisse

I loved it!

If you haven't already, try to stop by and take this poll.
http://sulky-rhino.livejournal.com/100867.html

It's a list of fics that are considered CLASSIC H/D fics. sulky_rhino asks, how many of these classics have you read?